In the In Between

All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies.
- Book of Bokonon 4:1
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
Kurt Vonnegut - God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (via lou-smiler)

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freeafghanistan:

Saffron in Herat, Afghanistan. 

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gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

The dad cat liked to hang out in the sink by himself

AND THEN THE KITTENS FOUND HIM

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED

I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS SHIT.

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beinggayisokay:

Best costumes ever.

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so it occurred to me that i’ve eaten 3 times since wednesday, and it’s now monday. holy stressful/heart wrenching life right now. 

and since i’ve been lucky if i’ve gotten 4 total hours of sleep a night, i was up and in the shower by 4:25am… might as well get up and get moving.

also realized i’ve been forgetting my shot, so my cycle is slowly getting extended by 1-3 days at a time.

later this month i’m going to a clinic that does the injected hormone pellets that last 4-6 months each round.

anyone ever tried those? 

newyorker:

Cartoon of the night by William Haefeli. For more: http://nyr.kr/OzHXhL

thalatinabooty:

#LatinaBooty hips and thighs

mmhm

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lol…

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not handling life very well right now, i think…

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thedailywhat:

Controversial Keg Stand of the Day: Here’s how this story goes —
Baby appears to do a keg stand at an Arizona State tailgater; picture of said keg stand is submitted to The Dirty; ASU police are forced to investigate.
But no way this is anything more than a posed pic in seriously poor taste… if these ASU fans really were forcing a baby to drink cheap beer upside down from a tap, someone would have had the good sense to intervene.
Right?
[deadspin]

oh, but these assholes can procreate and adopt and foster and marry all they want..

thedailywhat:

Controversial Keg Stand of the Day: Here’s how this story goes —

Baby appears to do a keg stand at an Arizona State tailgater; picture of said keg stand is submitted to The Dirty; ASU police are forced to investigate.

But no way this is anything more than a posed pic in seriously poor taste… if these ASU fans really were forcing a baby to drink cheap beer upside down from a tap, someone would have had the good sense to intervene.

Right?

[deadspin]

oh, but these assholes can procreate and adopt and foster and marry all they want..

The red thread of fate is an East Asian belief originating from Chinese legend and is also used in Japanese legend. According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles of those that are destined to meet each other in a certain situation or help each other in a certain way. Often, in Japanese culture, it is thought to be tied around the little finger.

The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.

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So tell me. How far can I walk on my own at night? How many metres, exactly, can I walk unaccompanied without having to fear for my life?

How many drinks am I, an adult woman, allowed to have after work on Friday night before being dismissed as a “party girl” or “asking for it”? How high can my heels be, and how short a skirt can I wear, before being implicated in any crime against me? And, just so that I’m clear, how many metres can I walk to get myself home?

And if something happened to me, how harshly would I be judged? If I vanished on that walk to my front door, what would you have to say about me? Would I be tut-tutted at for not accepting the offer of an escort home? Would idiots take to Facebook to admonish me for supposedly leading some guy on?

Would do-gooders and commentators and Twitterati-types take my parents to task for not raising me to act sensibly? Would they lambast my friends and lovers for not taking adequate care of me? Would everyone in my life suffer because I exceeded my allocated metres of solo walking?

Would every media outlet in the country view my disappearance as an opportunity to point out that, as it happens, women have more to fear in our world than men?

Would you, quietly, at the back of your mind, think that if I’d just stayed home with my partner, like a good wife and woman, none of this would have happened to me?

Are you just looking for one big, smug fucking excuse to say that you told me so?

And just so that we’re absolutely fucking clear, how many metres am I allowed to walk on my own at night?